Friday Humor

I know I’m being a pain in the rear about this but this will hopefully be a last reminder (or not). Please update your readers and blogrolls because, well, duh, I moved.

I don’t even need to look  at my calendar to know it’s Friday, which means end of the work week is upon us (hurray!). With that in mind, here is some humor to keep you smiling even when that evil co-worker comes in to ask you for some more TPS reports or the printer refuses to work.

The Good Trooper (care of a friend of mine)

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the Trooper’s arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go .”

The old gentleman paused. Then said, “Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

Have a good day, Sir,” replied the Trooper.


From Jokes.com

Ten Things Men Shouldn’t Say at Victoria’s Secret
10. Does this come in children’s sizes?
9. No, thanks. I’m just sniffing.
8. I’ll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this!!!
6. Oh, the size won’t matter, she’s inflatable.
5. That’s okay. You don’t have to wrap it, I’ll eat it here!
4. Will you model this for me?
3. Miracle what? This is better than world peace!
2. 45 bucks?! You’re just going to end up naked anyway!
1. And the thing a man should never, ever under any circumstances say out loud in Victoria’s Secret: Oh, honey, you’ll never get your fat ass into that!

Man from Cass Limerick
There once was a man from Cass.
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they tinkled together,
They played “Stormy Weather”
And lightning shot out of his ass.


Have a great weekend!