Matt: There’s a 12% chance we get a foot of snow [on Wednesday].
Me: That’s pretty low. I think it’s just going to rain.
Matt: I think you’re not a meteorologist.
Me: Neither are you.
Matt: I’m a teacher! We are amateur meteorologists.
Me: ……. you are not a meteorologist.
Matt: We watch for snow like hawks.
Me: Yeah and so does everyone else in the DC Metro area.