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I’m not one for spam and my guess is no one is. It shows up in our inboxes, on various social network platforms we use, on websites, blogs, and really anywhere. It’s a nuisance. Sometimes a dangerous one.

Then there are those very rare spam moments that pop up in the comments section on your blog, but the web platform you use catches them and notifies you that they are there for you to check.

I thought it would be an absolute shame not to share one of the latest spam comments I received on this here old blog for your pure enjoyment. Without further ado, I present Jesus and the Holy Sammich spam comment:

They pray to Tortilla Jesus. Theygive thanks and praise to the Holy VirginGrilled Cheese Sammitch. He their first draft pick.There were 4- and 5-foot waves in the Gulf of Mexico, and we’re said before, this piece is very eye catching because of the color choices. Vince Carter is for a guy of his age and of his magnitude. lil wayne releases tha carter – them to be perfectly “frozen” in time. All one has to do is to slowly heat

And there you have it. Feel free to quote it.

I sort of want a grilled cheese sandwich now.

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5 Comments Post a comment
  1. Awesome spam. Now I want Spam, LOL

    November 5, 2015
    • Marie #

      Haha! This was pretty hilarious. Jesus Tortilla! 😉

      November 5, 2015
  2. JESUS TORTILLA ON A CRACKER!

    November 5, 2015
    • Marie #

      HOLY GRILLED CHEESE SAMMICH! (This will not get old.)

      November 6, 2015
  3. That was a comment? I’d totally publish it!

    November 6, 2015

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