I’d like to pop some champagne, eat ten donuts and cupcakes while I cart wheel around the room all because it’s finally Friday! Has it been a stressful week or WHAT?! Only me? Cool. In any case, the weekend couldn’t come around soon enough and I need some sort of funnies to inject some more happy into this day.
So why not share with you some of my favorite quotes from some of my favorite movies? Yes? Yes.
Spaceballs (1987)
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It’s programmed to go off before you do!
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Lone Starr: What’s that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We’re at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can’t.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
More quotes here.
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The Hangover (2009)
Alan Garner: Tigers love pepper… they hate cinnamon.
Phil Wenneck: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
Phil Wenneck: You’re not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin’ with me?
Alan Garner: It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Alan Garner: Doc, none of us could remember anything from last night. Remember?
Sid Garner: Now remember, what happens in Vegas stays, in Vegas… Except herpes, that shit will come back with you.
More quotes here.
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History of the World (1981)
Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus: *Grumble*…
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
Comicus: Yes!
Judas: No, No! Leave us alone!
Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: Nothing.
Chemist: What are you looking for?
Marcus Vindictus: A pack of Trojans!
Chemist: Gee, I just ran out!
More quotes here.
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Remember today is the last day to enter my Nescafé Dolce Gusto coffee machine giveaway! The winner will be announced on Monday December 7. So go click on the link and leave me a comment telling me what your favorite coffee or non-coffee drink is!
Have a wonderful weekend cafe peeps!
Work has been how you say batshit crazy stressful as of late and as much as I would love to discuss it here, there are some things that need to remain off the blog.
So instead I’ve come up with a list of jobs I would have liked to try out at some point in my 30 years of existence.
As a kid I wanted to grow up to be one of these:
- teacher
- dentist
- pianist
- lawyer
- ballerina
- journalist
- ninja
As a young teen trying to figure out what I wanted to do in college and of course for the rest of my life (ah the pressure), I juggled with a couple of possibilities:
- journalist
- archeologist
- own a bookstore
- ninja
I settled on political science but was still hoping to be a journalist (my undergrad at the time didn’t offer journalism as a major, but I later learned, that didn’t matter if you wanted to be a journalist).
By the time I headed into grad school and was close to finishing up I came up with the following:
- political research
- communications
- ninja
- wish: small bookstore owner
And then I officially entered the working world without being a student at the same time. Reality set in. I figured out I actually love communications and it’s what I do, it’s what I want to do for a long time to come.
Still though, I wouldn’t mind secretly being a ninja. You know, to deal with some of those pesky co-workers from time to time.
What did you want to be?
In other news, if you live in the DC metro area, are around after work next Friday December 11 and desperately need to drink the work week away, a bunch of lovely bloggers will be getting together at Public Bar at anytime after 5:00pm. So come join and drink your work troubles away while you practice ninja moves! Or is that just what I do?
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Don’t forget, there’s still time to enter my Nescafé Dolce Gusto machine giveaway! Just click on the link and post a comment. You have until tomorrow 11:59 US Eastern Standard time!
Dear Girl Cow Chewer,
My first impulse was to slap you across the face as you chewed your piece of gum like a cow on crack and continued to pop it until it was no longer poppable.
But I resisted and ran out of the train as soon as I reached my stop.
Dear Sticking Your Crotch in My Face Guy,
That was not cool. You really couldn’t wait until the train stopped to move further in even though you had been standing in one place since you got on a couple of stops before? I would have liked to punch you where it hurt most. Lucky for you I resisted.
Dear New Hairdresser,
I love you. Thank you for giving me a fantastic haircut and not squeezing every penny out of me for it. I’ll be seeing you in a couple of months.
Dear “Whoreish Bridesmaids and Bride”,
You three ladies know who you are. You crack me up on a daily basis with emails, tweets and gchats. Without you, my work days would once again drag on.
Sorry I missed your call, but thank you for calling me yesterday thanking me for my donation (it was so tiny). I’ve never received a thank you phone call from a place I donated money to before and it really made my day. I wish you all the best and hope you always keep your doors open.
Dear Matt,
So very, very glad you are finally back! I don’t know why, but this past week you were gone seemed like three.
But I did like having time to myself again, doing my own thing, even spending time with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while. It was much needed.
Still, I missed you.
Dear Cafe Peeps,
If you haven’t entered my Nescafé Dolce Gusto coffee machine giveaway and still want to, you have until this Friday to do so! Best of luck!
Sincerly,
Marie
The Caffeinated Girl
